rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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