i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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