VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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