u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
This is my life. Enjoy the view
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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