Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
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