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after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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