who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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