everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
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