there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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