So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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