I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Randomize
