Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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