Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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