I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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