Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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