she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
Randomize
