Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
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