we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
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