I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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