You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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