last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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