I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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