i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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