I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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