I've blown a few things in my day
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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