Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Randomize
