I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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