Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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