he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
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