Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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