Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
Randomize