Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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