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Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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