I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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