Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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