your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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