Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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