That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
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