So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
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