Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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