white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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