The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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