Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize