yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Sacagawea was the original milf.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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