But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
Randomize
