do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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