hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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