I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
Randomize
