Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
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