Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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