no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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