I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
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