Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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