so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
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