Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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