I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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