This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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