Yo dont text me then not text me
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I'm both gender and math confused
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