hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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