plz talk dirty to me
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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